Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Notes from the report by agent Barry Cade:
Lenny Finney. Real name - Al Bino. Escaped from Arkham Asylum. Shot by S.W.A.T. December 29th as he was about to kill hostages.
Rexal Pettibone. Real name - Biff Wellington. Captured after he ran into a brick wall. Returned to Mount Everest Prison.
Lou Fink. Real name - Dan Druff. Taken into custody an hour before the hostage situation at a recording studio across the street from Cheesecake Factory.
Dale Ray Delray. Real name - Dale Roy Delroy. Mastermind of the entire operation. Shot by S.W.A.T. as he attempted an escape in a colorful hot air balloon.
Benny Finney, Elvis Wesley and Nigel Pettibone were all returned safely to their mansions. They are eager to return to their Arminian Antics. The congregation of Sola Bootstrapa Church will be throwing a Welcome Back party at the church house this evening at seven. Only Arminians are invited.
The Sola Bootstrapa blog will be up and running January 3, 2015.
Monday, December 29, 2014
From the time they took over Sola Bootstrapa, we were suspicious of the new leadership. We had our special agent , Barry Cade ("the name's Cade...Barry Cade") work undercover to find out what was going on behind the scene. Here is a photo of the original ransom letter in Lenny Finney's possession:
Something is afoot. You will get the full report tomorrow.
Sunday, December 28, 2014
Saturday, December 27, 2014
Friday, December 26, 2014
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For Clarity's sake (Clarity Smaltzman, a long-time follower of Calvinistic Cartoons) I want to point out that the young man pictured above wasn't getting sick because of Finney's photo, but because of the content of the message in the booklet. For more information on Finney click HERE.