Dog Vomit #14

Need a Lift? Corky Contest #4

Need a Lift? Corky Contest #3

Rules are found on April 15 post

Need a Lift? Corky Contest #2

If you have forgotten what to do...

check the April 15 post.

Need a Lift? - A New Corky Contest

The rules are simple: When you see a photo of Corky walking on a road, try to identify the location and drive there, Corky will be in that vicinity for 5 full days. Stop your car and say, "Need a lift? I'm a bona fide member of Calvinistic Cartoons!" Corky will hand you an envelope with $7,000 in it and you will be on your way. It's just that simple!  

Announcing Winner of 7 Million Dollars

Meet Mr. Fonetag Wibblewitz, the winner of the Corky Ad Contest!

Seven million dollars is on it's way to your home. Spend it wisely.

The winning ad was originally posted on March 22nd (entry # 15).

Fonetag found the ad in an old copy of Look Magazine while on vacation.

Congratulations, Mr. Wibblewitz!

There will be another contest next year so keep your eyes out!

Corky Ad Contest Entry #30

Entry submitted by Pablo Mahoney of Blimpville, Nebraska. The seven million dollar winner will be announced next month. Keep looking people! With that much money you will be able to afford a full tank of gas each week for at least six or seven years!

Corky Ad Contest Entry #29

This was sent in by Pinetop Perkins of Guppy Town, North Carolina. Pinetop hopes to win the seven million dollar prize on Election Day in November. Thanks for the entry! These ads have slowed down somewhat, but the contest will soon announce the winner.  

Guess Who #32

Here are clues to use (otherwise, it would be nearly impossible to guess his identity):

His first two movies were Pilgrim's Progress and it's sequel.

He was considered for the role of Van Helsing, Dracula and James Bond.

He was in a movie that was listed (in the top 10) by the American Film Institute as one of the 100 most inspiring movies of all time.

C.S. Lewis, Sam Raimi, Victor Hugo and Islam.

Corky Ad Contest Entry #29

Lest ye forget. The Corky ad contest is still on! This ad, which features a young Corky Velveeta without his costume, was sent to us by Ajax Kominski of Katatooga, Mississippi. Remember, seven million dollars goes to the winner of this contest. The winner will be announced on November 6 - the day after election day, 2013.

Random Word Writing Challenge #47

Use the above words to create something special.

It's good mental exercise.

Who B Who?

Random Word Writing Challenge #41

Write as many paragraphs as you like using the words above.

Entries may be poetry, prose, fiction, essays or interviews.

(or any other form of creatively written expression.)

Just be funny, clever and theological.

Random Word Writing Challenge #40

Write as many paragraphs as you like using the words above.

Entries may be poetry, prose, fiction, essays or interviews.

(or any other form of creatively written expression.)

Just be funny, clever and theological...

Corky's Ad Contest Entry #28

Yes, the seven million dollar contest is still going strong! This ad was sent to us by Stanley Orlando of Lufkin, Texas. Great find, Mr. Orlando. Keep 'em coming!

Corky Ad Contest Entry #27

Wow! The 27th ad entry on the 27th of June!

Thanks to Rumloe Pottsweeper of Tumbledown, Idaho for this fine ad.

Random Word Writing Challenge #39

Write as many paragraphs as you like using the words above.

Entries may be poetry, prose, fiction, essays or interviews.

(or any other form of creatively written expression.)

Just be funny, clever and theological...

Corky Ad Contest Entry #26

You will probably have to enlarge this to locate Corky. It took me a while to spot him. Thanks, Phil Tarkenton the Third for sending this vintage ad from National Geo. You are entered into the seven million dollar contest. 

Random Word Writing Challenge #38

take the four words above and make up something electrifying

Corky's Ad Contest Entry #25

This ad was sent to us by Contina Della Washrag of White Tombs, Arkansas. She hopes to win the seven million dollar prize money. Keep 'em comin' people. There has only been 25 entries thus far.