tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post7309985962148910403..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: The Tongue Twister ChallengeEddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-73230473673803574922011-05-14T05:43:10.553+03:002011-05-14T05:43:10.553+03:00Luther looted a luthier
to lamely loot a flute,
bu...Luther looted a luthier<br />to lamely loot a flute,<br />but the luthier lay lame<br />in his own little hame<br />and Luther looted only a flute.<br /><br />Needs work :)Tim Nelsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00183274999633777641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-40673775297157670332011-05-10T22:54:06.480+03:002011-05-10T22:54:06.480+03:00@RMP: I said it; I'm a Calvinist. :D@RMP: I said it; I'm a Calvinist. :DCorey P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13798899637559207969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-44465718536042368282011-05-10T04:40:16.237+03:002011-05-10T04:40:16.237+03:00"All that the Father giveth me shall come to ..."All that the Father giveth me shall come to me; and him that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out." John 6:37<br /><br />This must qualify as a tongue twister because I know some who stumble all over this phrase and are unable to utter it. Try it yourself. If you can read it out loud, you are a Calvinist; if not you are probably Arminian. I heard a pastor preaching in John 5 and he just skipped over all the hard verses as though they didn’t even exist.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-60370962578534448222011-05-09T17:51:45.758+03:002011-05-09T17:51:45.758+03:00Thank you stranger dot strange dot land, and now, ...Thank you stranger dot strange dot land, and now, you will never hear from me again.Toy Boat Joenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-80581550759801438582011-05-09T17:06:12.894+03:002011-05-09T17:06:12.894+03:00@Toy Boat Joe
That is harder. I think I've ju...@Toy Boat Joe<br /><br />That <b>is</b> harder. I think I've just sprained my lower lip. <b>:-)</b>stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-33119971128267434002011-05-09T11:29:02.086+03:002011-05-09T11:29:02.086+03:00...I mean, a LOT harder....I mean, a LOT harder.Toy Boat Joenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-35826358823101174802011-05-09T11:28:13.103+03:002011-05-09T11:28:13.103+03:00Rewrite to make it a little harder:
Forty-five Fi...Rewrite to make it a little harder:<br /><br />Forty-five Finney Flakes for <br />fifty-four Finney Fans.Toy Boat Joenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-7808084715324692082011-05-09T06:15:35.002+03:002011-05-09T06:15:35.002+03:00It might have been Mr. Cardwell who posted it. I c...It might have been Mr. Cardwell who posted it. I can't recall now. But I think it was you.ConstitutionGirlhttp://dollymadison.etsy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-15632915669476924942011-05-09T06:06:19.580+03:002011-05-09T06:06:19.580+03:00Mr. Boyd:
I don't remember. I just know that I...Mr. Boyd:<br />I don't remember. I just know that I wrote it down and said it while brushing my teeth. :D I spent several late nights going through the archives when I was new to CC.ConstitutionGirlhttp://dollymadison.etsy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-69337174832986453712011-05-09T04:51:18.244+03:002011-05-09T04:51:18.244+03:00Where did you find that? I don't remember it.Where did you find that? I don't remember it.Mr. Boydhttp://strangerstrangelandcnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-28052360325683309292011-05-09T01:25:18.713+03:002011-05-09T01:25:18.713+03:00This is something that Mr. Boyd posted a long time...This is something that Mr. Boyd posted a long time ago. I liked it so much that I memorized it. Though it's not a tongue twister, per se....<br /><br />"God's choice to choose the chosen was a choice chosen before the chosen could choose to choose their choice because they were chosen before they ever made a choice to choose."ConstitutionGirlhttp://dollymadison.etsy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-71870050936047715622011-05-09T00:33:17.852+03:002011-05-09T00:33:17.852+03:00A plethora of Pentecostal pastors prefer plastic p...<b>A plethora of Pentecostal pastors prefer plastic pulpits to preach Proverbs proficiently.</b>stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-6149703310731577282011-05-08T23:09:53.712+03:002011-05-08T23:09:53.712+03:00Caliph caviled Calvin.Caliph caviled Calvin.Persishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17686511618515789601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-21350564013407602322011-05-08T23:05:13.743+03:002011-05-08T23:05:13.743+03:00Sproul spryly sprinkled sprockets spraying sprawli...Sproul spryly sprinkled sprockets spraying sprawling sprinters.Persishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17686511618515789601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-58253745565940319112011-05-08T22:37:35.889+03:002011-05-08T22:37:35.889+03:00Paddy packed Puritan paperbacks.Paddy packed Puritan paperbacks.Persishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17686511618515789601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-38257076676470569962011-05-08T19:25:16.028+03:002011-05-08T19:25:16.028+03:00Boettner bought a Bible but, said he, my Bible'...Boettner bought a Bible but, said he, my Bible's better so he brought a better Bible to the Bible Broadcast Hour.Tleet Loggainisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-45947922199291029342011-05-08T19:13:10.632+03:002011-05-08T19:13:10.632+03:00I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
(f...I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.<br /><br />(from the Tongue Twister Emergent Study Bible)Phlegm C. Cretionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-59745534684802513832011-05-08T19:10:18.727+03:002011-05-08T19:10:18.727+03:00Eddie edited it.Eddie edited it.Nigel Pettibonenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-5208313202380607362011-05-08T19:07:26.091+03:002011-05-08T19:07:26.091+03:00Thomas Watson went to Wales to watch walruses.Thomas Watson went to Wales to watch walruses.Lin Ye Tangnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-67132129881509587212011-05-08T19:05:07.742+03:002011-05-08T19:05:07.742+03:00Seventy seven benevolent elephants stepped on Spro...Seventy seven benevolent elephants stepped on Sproul's spongecake.Hans Calvinist Andersennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-78158498453710204802011-05-08T18:54:40.851+03:002011-05-08T18:54:40.851+03:00The Thoroughly Theological ThingamajigThe Thoroughly Theological ThingamajigCorey P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13798899637559207969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-23886290203751348042011-05-08T17:50:38.011+03:002011-05-08T17:50:38.011+03:00Super-fragile-Calvinistic-expialidocious<b>Super-fragile-Calvinistic-expialidocious</b>stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-16739588304938971442011-05-08T17:46:36.168+03:002011-05-08T17:46:36.168+03:00@Joel the Immerser
It succeded in twisting my ton...<b>@Joel the Immerser</b><br /><br />It succeded in twisting <b>my</b> tongue. And I said it at a moderte speed. (I stumbled at "Terry the temperate tortoise")stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-41641175140635757832011-05-08T15:58:27.535+03:002011-05-08T15:58:27.535+03:00Six sublapsarians slandering seven supralapsarians...Six sublapsarians slandering seven supralapsarians.Andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02908788730958708701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-76664904506458851172011-05-08T14:44:43.664+03:002011-05-08T14:44:43.664+03:00John Calvin's Caverns off the coast of Costa R...John Calvin's Caverns off the coast of Costa Rica.Bobo Laughfacenoreply@blogger.com