Thursday, May 17, 2012

More Evandalism Reported

Bob and Rob Goober have been spotted again writing "Romans 9" with spray paint. This time it's the Okee Doakee Opera House in Omama, Ohio. This is just wrong. Corky would never use "evandalism" to spread the Gospel. If you can possibly find out what church the Goober twins attend, let me know. These guys need to spend some time in the slammer.

Sign for the Times


Sunday, May 13, 2012

Special Surprise Winners

This contest was for the Calvinistic Cartoons follower who has the most children. Lo and behold, our research team found two mothers who tied for first place. Congratulations to Lily Pondue and Mia Tobogen, who each gave birth to sixteen kids! You both have won two thousand books of your choice. The catalog should be on your doorstep after you read this post. Just check off the books you want and within a week every single volume will be "delivered" to your home! Thanks for playing! 

Mother's Day


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