Calvinist Romance Magazine

E Slops Fables #6

This is a very teeny tiny town

Manhattan Declaration and Transfer

The Manhattan Transfer seen at the Manhattan Declaration singing "Operator Give Me Jesus on the Line" with Albert Mohler (seen in background) on the electric bass.

Good News..paper

Felix was comfortable with his new New Testament

until someone at work wanted to borrow the Sports section.

Just for Laughs #59

What Goes On in Arminian Laboratories

Oh, the horror...the horror

Just for Laughs #58

Arminian Ability Magazine

You either get it or you don't

Behind the Scenes

This is Woodrow Tangneedle. He is one of the staff artists at Calvinistic Cartoons. In this photo you can see Woodrow working on the art for the joke just below this one. No joke! He is one of the finest Christians you will ever meet. When he approached me and humbly said I should not muzzle the ox when he is treading grain, I took his muzzle off. (joke) Actually, he works for $7,000 a day. I think he is worth it.

Calvinistic Cartoons Awarded Trophy!

Yesterday, in a warehouse freezer, Calvinistic Cartoons was awarded a golden trophy for "The Most Outstanding Blog with the Initials C.C. in the Field of Pathetic Humor and Flamboyant Jibber-Jabber" by the Committee to Free All Prisoners from Arkham Asylum in Gotham City, Ohio.
During his acceptance speech, Eddie Eddings was hit by a maltese penguin and was driven to the nearest hospital two hundred miles away. The trophy was well received but, was microscopic in size.

Trophy seen here with help from an electron microscope

So You Can Know What to Pray About

Something Old Something New #5

The ABI is Watching

Just for Laughs #57

Ask yourself who, what, why, when, and where.

Then post your answer or comment.

Church Us Ole

Just for Laughs #56

Calviiiin