@Persis: Thanks for the link! I couldn't believe my eyes at first, I thought it was just a joke. But it wasn't, unfortunately. Ugh.
However, one of the Amazon reviewers made me laugh...
"This game doesn't have the same style as those of the Reformation and even earlier. Augustine's "Hungry, Hungry Bishop of Hippo" set a standard to which Osteen can only dream."
The goal of the game must be to detect the teacher who is guilty of manufacturing unresolved doctrinal issues to justify sinning. Doctor Doctrine created apostasy in the Fellowship Hall with the Deity of Christ.
Eddie Eddings in the Sanctuary with a copy of Calvin's Institutes!
ReplyDeleteYep, sounds pretty accurate, alright.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha! Eddie, you're a genius!
ReplyDeleteA Bored game? Very clever. :D I know how it is to be undecided on some issues. (Even though I'm not an Open Theist)! ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat other games do the Darker Brothers make? :-D
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for the Cavlinopoly to come out.
ReplyDeleteThere is a board game version of Your Best Life Now, so this one isn't that far from the realm of possibility.
ReplyDelete@Joel: The Darker Brothers are also the guys behind "Theopoly: Heresy Edition". It even has a Rob Bell token!
ReplyDelete@Persis: Thanks for the link! I couldn't believe my eyes at first, I thought it was just a joke. But it wasn't, unfortunately. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteHowever, one of the Amazon reviewers made me laugh...
"This game doesn't have the same style as those of the Reformation and even earlier. Augustine's "Hungry, Hungry Bishop of Hippo" set a standard to which Osteen can only dream."
@Ink: Awesome!!!
ReplyDeleteThe goal of the game must be to detect the teacher who is guilty of manufacturing unresolved doctrinal issues to justify sinning. Doctor Doctrine created apostasy in the Fellowship Hall with the Deity of Christ.
ReplyDeleteFound an "easter egg" once I clicked and enlarged the game cover! It's in the painting over the fireplace.
ReplyDeleteTruthinator in the Sunday School room AND the Baptistry with the Jonas Brothers tickets AND the lead pipe AND the candlestick.
ReplyDeleteThat Joel Osteen game is just too much. Can you imagine John MacArthur making a silly game out of one of his books?
ReplyDeleteSlave?
Ashamed of the Gospel?
Hard to Believe?
Not exactly the fluffy kind of theology that would adapt itself well to a board game!
"Not a Clue" isn't just a bored game, it's a Boyd game.
...that's a good one. Wish I had thought of it.
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