Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Just for Laughs #155

This picture is in dire need of a caption.
It's good medicine y'know.

29 comments:

  1. I'd really rather the school marm suck out the venom, doc.

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  2. "That Neo-Reformed chap got you good, didn't he, laddie?"

    "Aye, so he did. Fast-draw Driscoll is a sly one..."

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  3. I don’t know if it’s in the parameter of the rules to put a balloon in, but I’ll give it a shot (pun intended):
    Cowboy balloon:
    "That’s the last time I do evangelism in Tulipville."
    Caption:
    Arminian Andy learns the hard way.

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  4. Say old-timer, can you help me figger this out? I invented this hyer salvation-watch that tells the time at which the wearer is certainly headed for heaven. I know I didn't say the sinner's prayer until about 2005, but the little hand on this dang thing is stuck on "predestined from the foundations of the world"

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  5. "I tol' you to stay outta that Arminian Bible study group."

    "All I did was quote Scripture!"

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  6. The cowboy isn't Roy Rogers, is it?

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  7. Doc: "How did this happen, son?"

    Dandy: "Well doc, I was at the big tent revival over on the east end of town. A few fellas got into an argument over predestination. Soon, fists started flying, and a few cowpokes pulled their six shooters."

    Doc: "And so you were shot in the fracas?"

    Dandy: "No Doc; only in the arm."

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  8. I'll answer my own question.......no. :) At first glance it looked like him, but on closer scrutiny, not really. ;)

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  9. The cowboy in the photo is Sunset Carson, a B-western star of the 1940's.

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  10. Next time Pastor Dillon tells ya to take yer hat off in church, Sunset, you better do it!

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  11. "But this ain't blood, son. It's, it's mushroom soup."

    "Yup, doc. This'll be the last time I speaks ill of Ma James green bean casserole, I tells ya."

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  12. Stranger and Persis have some of the best so far. Confessional's is pretty good as well.

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  13. Angus's is nothing to sneeze at either, my friend.

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  14. How many times do I has ta tell ya! just cuz a fella is carring around a statue of John Calvin and says he just read all of Edwards works does not mean ya can trust him!

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  15. Strange fellow right after he shot me he said don't worry love wins! and then he ran away?

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  16. Sunset thought he was a right fine doc at first but had second thoughts after contemplaitin' that toupee.

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  17. Doc: Well, son, that tree got you pretty good. You can worship God riding your horse through the woods, but if I were you I'd keep from lifting up my hands.

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  18. @Jim Pemberton: Nice one.

    *Gasp*! We had a famous singer visit us!!!

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  19. Doc: How'd this happen, young man?

    Cowboy: Well, sir, this fellah asked me if I wanted to go out and have some shots with him. I thought he was a Presbyterian like me, and the "shots" were going to be shots of whiskey in the saloon. Turns out he was an angry Arminian, and the next thing I knew I was facing off with him in the middle of the street. He shot me in the arm, but not before I lobbed my Romans 9 hand grenade and blew his free will to smithereens. He's repenting now, so it's all worked out for good in the end.

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  20. There were some great jokes in this thread, worth many a chuckle!

    Who says Calvinists don't have a sense of humor?

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  21. I says it!
    If humor was filthy lucre, you'd have no cents at all!

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  22. Luther the Cowboy: "When that chap said, 'Get on your knees and pray the sinner's prayer', he meant it, Doc."

    Doc Martin: "How come he only got your arm, son? Lousy shot?"

    Luther the Cowboy: "No, Doc, that ain't it; he said this was a 'warning shot.' Next time, he said he'd blow my no-good anti-evangelistic devil-music-listening too-low-standards too-high-standards brain to smithereens."

    Doc Martin: "Anti-evangelistic?"

    Luther the Cowboy: "Well, Doc, he didn't take a liking to my calling it 'the devil's prayer', and basically getting into a full-blown argument over the thing. That's when he started getting real unsociable."

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  23. @ THEOparadox

    "I thought he was a Presbyterian like me."

    LOL!! ROTFASMSOW*





    *(Laughing out loud! Rolling on the floor and spewing my shot of whiskey.)

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  24. Michael Wong said...
    "Angus's is nothing to sneeze at either, my friend.
    "

    Be careful not to sneeze around Angus. I don't think he's had his flu shot.

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  25. How true! Angus might have swine flu!

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  26. It's only a flesh wound Partner. Did not touch your soul.

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  27. I don't feel anything happening, Doc. Are you sure you got the recipe right fer this here miracle healing holy water snake oil?

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  28. "thats a nasty remonstrant you got there!
    but I have the right TULIP for ya'"

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