OK now. I've twisted the dials, toggled the switches, and ignored that little arm thingie in the sphere. Question: What the !#%^ am I doing in a Calvinistic Cartoons joke? I don't think this even qualifies for INFRAlapsarianism!
All are good attemptes thus far and I am still laughing...but, for me, the front-runner has to be Mike Anderson who said, "Dr. Norman Geisler works tirelessly to invent a time machine in order to help vindicate Ergan Caner's factual inconsistencies."
OK now. I've twisted the dials, toggled the switches, and ignored that little arm thingie in the sphere. Question: What the !#%^ am I doing in a Calvinistic Cartoons joke? I don't think this even qualifies for INFRAlapsarianism!
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Professor Jones prepares to show his class how to operate the transmogrifier that must be used to make sense of Reformed eschatology!
ReplyDeleteDr. Norman Geisler works tirelessly to invent a time machine in order to help vindicate Ergan Caner's factual inconsistencies.
ReplyDeleteYou call this light bulb a mind? What's the deal with putting my arm inside my head.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's that dial? No, Doc, I didn't meeeeaaannn iiiiiiiii....
Corky Velveeta - The Early Experiments
ReplyDeleteComing soon to a Southern Baptist church near you - The Calvinist Detector.
ReplyDeleteThe truthinator strikes gold again, great caption! That one has my vote!
ReplyDeleteMy vote goes to the comment from Persis.
ReplyDeleteAll are good attemptes thus far and I am still laughing...but, for me, the front-runner has to be Mike Anderson who said, "Dr. Norman Geisler works tirelessly to invent a time machine in order to help vindicate Ergan Caner's factual inconsistencies."
ReplyDeleteMoses Edison working on his 20th Century Burning Bush machine.
ReplyDeleteThese are all hilarious. But I had the same thought as Blaine - an early version of Corky!
ReplyDeleteIn my supra-humble opinion, it's a tie between Mike Anderson and Persis.
ReplyDeleteThe Transubstantion Machine
ReplyDeletePercy Pelagius worked tirelessly to prove that a light bulb could choose to be changed.
ReplyDeleteHow do you keep an Arminian in suspense? Ask him, "How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?"
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