Just call Sven Lutefisk and Sons, Professional Log Extractors.
We're a family run business with 25 years of log extraction experience. Lutefisk and Sons are licensed, bonded, and insured, and if you call during the next 24 hours, we'll remove your brother's speck for half off.
Call 1-800-LOG-BGON. Operators are standing by. Easy payment plans available."
The early members of the Freedom from Religion society teamed up with the ACLU to cut down the forests of Lebanon. They forgot that God created those trees and they will grow back, for God even uses the devastating forest fires to cleanse and renew His creation. The arrogance of man to think that they can do any lasting harm to what God has created and maintains often amazes me.
Something about "removing a log in your eye" comes to mind :)
ReplyDelete"Having trouble getting that log out of your eye?
ReplyDeleteJust call Sven Lutefisk and Sons, Professional Log Extractors.
We're a family run business with 25 years of log extraction experience. Lutefisk and Sons are licensed, bonded, and insured, and if you call during the next 24 hours, we'll remove your brother's speck for half off.
Call 1-800-LOG-BGON. Operators are standing by. Easy payment plans available."
If we have any chance of pullin this they better git off!
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ReplyDeleteHow much work must it have been to load all those logs like that? And how strong are those horses? Key-ripes!
The deacons of Mulberry Methodist misunderstood the pastors request to start a children's church...for the fourth time.
ReplyDeleteThe early members of the Freedom from Religion society teamed up with the ACLU to cut down the forests of Lebanon. They forgot that God created those trees and they will grow back, for God even uses the devastating forest fires to cleanse and renew His creation. The arrogance of man to think that they can do any lasting harm to what God has created and maintains often amazes me.
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