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"And yet Shakespeare had to write his plays by himself. The monkeys just could not cut it." Henry W. Middleton 

Proctologist Discovers Ancient Skeletons

Proctologist, Barney Cankerton of Emu, Nebraska, sent these amazing photos to our office a year ago. We just filed them in the wrong bin and recently discovered them as we were doing inventory. Thanks for your patience Barney, we will be sending you a check for $7,000 in the next few days if we don't misplace it.

Endocrinologist Finds Skeleton of Duck and his Nephews

Anesthesiologist Discovers Ancient Tweety Bird Skeleton

Anesthesiologist, Parker Tipton, while digging a grave, in his backyard, for his dead pet emu, discovered this remarkable skeleton of Tweety. Upon further research, he found out that his home had once been owned by Granny Foray, who also owned a black and white cat named Sylvester and a bulldog named Hector. Parker Tipton's neighbor, Mrs. B. Benaderet, said she witnessed the three animals fight many a time when Granny was away.    

Paleontologist Finds Goofy Skeleton

Special thanks to Hyungkoo Lee for the use of his skeleton.

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Faye Rosehart

"Be gracious to me, O Lord , for I am languishing; heal me, O Lord , for my bones are troubled." Psalm 6:2 (ESV)