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Monday, December 9, 2013

Corky Velveeta Museum Opens Today

The Corky Velveeta Museum will be open to the public at 9 A.M. to 9 P.M. Monday through Saturday. Admission is a 9 dollar donation to the Calvinistic Cartoons Theological Library. If the museum looks familiar, it's because Pixar used this house as a model for the UP animated film. The CV Museum is located in NOwhere, Oklahoma. (not to be confused with NOWhere, Oklahoma)

Monday, June 17, 2013

A Letter from Mr. Spammer

Dear Mr. Eddings and whatever staff you have left,
I am angry! Imagine waking up and finding this in your yard! A note on my front door said, "Who spams the spammer?" and was signed, Anonymous. This is an outrage! I suspect YOU put someone up to this and I will not quit until I find the criminal! Have you no shame, Mr. Eddings? Do you know who Anonymous is? I demand an apology and maybe a Chic-Fil-a Calendar for the year 2014.
Signed,
Anonymous

Thursday, January 17, 2013

News Flash

"And yet Shakespeare had to write his plays by himself. The monkeys just could not cut it." Henry W. Middleton

A Testimony to God's Saving Grace

My B.C. years were pocked with sin and grief.
I did all I could to fulfill my carnal ambitions. Thinking I would always earn a living as a musician, I dropped out of high school to devote myself to sex, drugs and rock n' roll. Getting high was my top priority. I was jailed eventually, hospitalized, and committed to a mental institution because of my suicidal inclinations. When I was released, I continued pursuing the same activities. I did all I could to escape reality. I was running from myself...running from my past...and without knowing it at the time, running straight into the hands of God! I now realize the Lord was setting up all the roadblocks, detours, and dead-ends in my life, leading me through a seemingly hopeless maze into a direct confrontation with His Son, Jesus Christ! Hebrews 1:14 declares that God sends His angels to render service to "those who will inherit salvation." He was surely doing that in my tangled life. One night, while alone in my room, I could run no longer. I reached out to the Lord and cried in desperation for Him to save me from a life misspent. He heard my plea and miraculously and instantly transformed me. I will never be the same.