Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Excerpts from Nigel's New Book #1

"In Heaven you can eat tarantulas. Not real tarantulas, mind you, but reasonable facsimiles. It's like automated substitute meat - a soy-based mock meat that tastes like spicy chicken livers. Sounds gross to you present day Earth dwellers, but there you will see it as beautiful. It will be like a free Happy Meal with a side of manna."  

4 comments:

  1. So who will star as Nigel when this is made into a movie?

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    1. There is talk about James Spader taking on the role.

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  2. What if one does not like Happy Meals?

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  3. Nigel is perhaps at least consistent. He has a book here that was written no doubt with the same level of biblical scholarship as his Arminian faith.

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