Calvinistic Cartoons: Spy Fan Locates Benny Finney Church

Friday, September 20, 2013

Spy Fan Locates Benny Finney Church

A retired secret service agent, code named, Alpha Mail, who has been a secret follower of Calvinistic Cartoon from year one, has discovered the whereabouts of Benny Finney's new church. It is located right outside Rottenegg, Austria.

The photo below was taken just minutes ago and shows Benny Finney about to give Elvis Wesley a bundle of cash. If you look this up on Google Earth you will probably see the churchmobile parked at a reserved parking space by the front doors.

Alpha Mail is known at CC as one of the many known as "Anonymous". Thanks, A.M. for sending the info.

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Mighty EagleSeptember 20, 2013 at 7:16 AM
The church looks like an angry bird.
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Friday, September 20, 2013

Spy Fan Locates Benny Finney Church

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