Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #172

Friday, July 22, 2011

Just for Laughs #172

Keep linkin' us to your humorous captions

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The SquirrelJuly 22, 2011 at 1:04 AM
Abe: It was right around here that I almost caught the biggest fish ever... No, really... It was huge! Too bad it got away...
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Choctaw CharlieJuly 22, 2011 at 2:24 AM
Unknown man:

"So THIS is the spot where you last saw Corky Velveeta?"

Honest Abe:

"Yep. He was a floatin' down the river singing an old hymn when suddenly he jest disappeared on me!
I've never seen the like..."
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Remington SteeleJuly 22, 2011 at 2:31 AM
Dude:

"Tell me the truth Abe...are you a Calvinist or not?!"

Abe:

"I never answer a question like that when I'm sitting across from a known Arminian with a big stick."
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PersisJuly 22, 2011 at 2:51 AM
"Many moons ago our forefathers..."

"A really, really, really long time ago our forefathers..."

"Shucks, I think I need a better opening line."
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ElleryJuly 22, 2011 at 3:14 AM
Father Abraham had many sons, and many sons had father Abraham... but sadly... no fish.
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ElleryJuly 22, 2011 at 3:15 AM
I like Peris's "many moons"
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Meghan NewJuly 22, 2011 at 7:47 PM
What to do if your sleeping pills start working: try to memorize a Bible passage and then look at Calvinistic Cartoons archives.
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Corey P.July 22, 2011 at 11:57 PM
@Persis: Hahahahaha! Nice one! :D
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Meghan NewJuly 23, 2011 at 4:34 AM
So guys, I meant to say if your sleeping pills stop working, not start.
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mikew116July 24, 2011 at 3:55 AM
"You think I should quote Calvin in the Gettysburg address?"
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Constitution GirlJuly 24, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Aw, there are some great ones this time! But I think we're missing one from our Venerable Boyd. *sigh*
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JosephJuly 24, 2011 at 9:17 PM
"...and, you know, I really like General Lee; he is a good Christian man. He is just too darned Episcopalian for my taste. So, as far as I am concerned, he and Jeff Davis can enjoy chanting their Prayer Book together."
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Corey P.July 26, 2011 at 2:05 AM
@CraigB: Ha!
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Friday, July 22, 2011

Just for Laughs #172

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