As the dust storm neared their proto-colony on Mars, Commander Calvin remarked, "Get inside! That storm is as irresistible as God's grace toward His elect." His fellow astronauts acquiesced and entered into their salvation.
"Sir, does a big, angry dust storm count as 'intelligent life'?"
One astronaut singing: Jesus' love is a-bubblin' over...Other astronaut: Neil, that's a cloud storm, not necessarily Jesus' love.
@Dave Miller: I think you win.
"Just look at those Arminian aliens run! You can't see them for the dust!"
"Who's the wise guy who opened the can of primordial soup?"
@Persis: Bwahahahahahahaha!
Love it, Persis!
"See folks, this is just one more reason why it's never safe to take off your space helmet!""... or your grenade costume."
"Hey look, Corky must've pulled his pin again!"
Welcome home dear... No honey I said Hawalli, not Hawaii.
With more emphasis:Welcome home dear... No honey I said HAWALLI, not Hawaii.
No one is laughing... hm...
Hawally (Arabic: حولي) is the main district of the Hawalli Governorate located in the State of Kuwait.
I gets it now...musta had moon dust in me eyes.
Holy Smokes!
@ Ellery: Ha! Very witty - but I wasn't laughing either till FCC explained!
Oh Well, it is not the quality of the comment that counts. It is the volume of the comment that matters.
As the dust storm neared their proto-colony on Mars, Commander Calvin remarked, "Get inside! That storm is as irresistible as God's grace toward His elect." His fellow astronauts acquiesced and entered into their salvation.
ReplyDelete"Sir, does a big, angry dust storm count as 'intelligent life'?"
ReplyDeleteOne astronaut singing: Jesus' love is a-bubblin' over...
ReplyDeleteOther astronaut: Neil, that's a cloud storm, not necessarily Jesus' love.
@Dave Miller: I think you win.
ReplyDelete"Just look at those Arminian aliens run! You can't see them for the dust!"
ReplyDelete"Who's the wise guy who opened the can of primordial soup?"
ReplyDelete@Persis: Bwahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteLove it, Persis!
ReplyDelete"See folks, this is just one more reason why it's never safe to take off your space helmet!"
ReplyDelete"... or your grenade costume."
"Hey look, Corky must've pulled his pin again!"
ReplyDeleteWelcome home dear... No honey I said Hawalli, not Hawaii.
ReplyDeleteWith more emphasis:
ReplyDeleteWelcome home dear... No honey I said HAWALLI, not Hawaii.
No one is laughing... hm...
ReplyDeleteHawally (Arabic: حولي) is the main district of the Hawalli Governorate located in the State of Kuwait.
ReplyDeleteI gets it now...musta had moon dust in me eyes.
ReplyDeleteHoly Smokes!
ReplyDelete@ Ellery: Ha! Very witty - but I wasn't laughing either till FCC explained!
ReplyDeleteOh Well, it is not the quality of the comment that counts. It is the volume of the comment that matters.
ReplyDelete