....... and not only that, this car will be perfect for my Christian booksellers conventions! In the back seat alone I will be able to haul 3 sets of John Calvin's commentaries, 2 sets of John Gill's Exposition of the whole bible, and an entire case of Wayne Grudem's Systematic Theology.
See Dear I told you if I became Pastor of a word-of-faith Church we would be rolling in the... I mean we would be blessed.
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ReplyDeleteSend in your prayer requests to Lakewood and one lucky, I mean blessed, request will be drawn and you'll win a NEW CAR!
ReplyDelete"Not to rain on your parade, but I don't think that's what the angry environmentalist meant when he told you to 'Go Green'."
ReplyDeleteAl Gore's new car finally arrives and the neighbors are…, well, you know… green with envy.
ReplyDeleteThere; I said it and I'm proud of it!
....... and not only that, this car will be perfect for my Christian booksellers conventions! In the back seat alone I will be able to haul 3 sets of John Calvin's commentaries, 2 sets of John Gill's Exposition of the whole bible, and an entire case of Wayne Grudem's Systematic Theology.
ReplyDeleteOf course we can still go to church, Honey; but this is our god now!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, dear. I planted enough seed money to pay for the car and still have some left over for a new dishwasher for you!
ReplyDeleteBut let's not get the dishwasher until most of the money rolls in. My faith has its limits!
I know the Bible says they were all in one accord, but have you seen the size of those cars?
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