Look, Dear, a whole squadron of planes, dropping grenades! John, can you see what is written on them? It looks like omans 9. No, wait, there is an R in front of the o. Get some pictures, quick!
Mother: "Look Jimmy - see this valley right here? This is where all the Calvinists live. Daddy will take a picture and you can show it to your friends at school when it's time for Show-and-Tell."
Look at that, kids! It's just like the guidebook said. You really can see 10 different heretical megachurches from the top of this ridge in Tennessee! Hey, isn't that Mars Hill up there toward the north? And I think I see Lakewood off toward the Southwest!
Jedediah Lot was determined to get a picture of God destroying Sodom, even if he had to set up the camera to take the pictures itself while he hid a cave.
The Conversion of Pearl Harbor
ReplyDeleteLook, Dear, a whole squadron of planes, dropping grenades! John, can you see what is written on them? It looks like omans 9. No, wait, there is an R in front of the o. Get some pictures, quick!
Mother: "Look Jimmy - see this valley right here? This is where all the Calvinists live. Daddy will take a picture and you can show it to your friends at school when it's time for Show-and-Tell."
ReplyDeleteOctober 21 campers: Daddy, take a picture whenever you see Christ return.
ReplyDelete@Meghan: Ha! :)
ReplyDeleteGood one, Meghan.
ReplyDelete"Right there, Dear, in the Kelvin's back yard. It looks like a flower bed full of tulips.
ReplyDelete"Janey, go back to the car and bring me my rifle and bipod."
And this is Jimmy Swaggart's secret hideout. We're gonna bust him good...who's that woman down there with him?
ReplyDeleteQuick! Take a picture, before the grenade man goes away!
ReplyDeleteLook at that, kids! It's just like the guidebook said. You really can see 10 different heretical megachurches from the top of this ridge in Tennessee! Hey, isn't that Mars Hill up there toward the north? And I think I see Lakewood off toward the Southwest!
ReplyDeleteThanks Persis and Corey, I always look forward to what y'all right. I like THEOparadox's at the moment.
ReplyDeleteYou're not badtalking Seattle, are you Mr. Ashton?
ReplyDeleteIf you are, you're not alone. :D
Jedediah Lot was determined to get a picture of God destroying Sodom, even if he had to set up the camera to take the pictures itself while he hid a cave.
ReplyDeleteMama Bab Grabby: "See all this land? We named and claimed it, so now it's ours."
ReplyDeleteYoung Timmy: "But what about all the people in the town down there?"
Papa Gimmy Grabby: "They snoozed and they losed."