Thursday, June 9, 2011

Balloon Talk #11


This has been a very difficult one, indeed, with so many outstanding comments. Each time I post a Balloon Talk, I want to display several separate captions! Opinions vary every entry and I have the task of choosing, or better, "electing" one to feature. I hope every new viewer will take the time to read ALL the comments that have been made. It just keeps getting better I tells ya!
And speaking of Balloon Talk...Friday, June 10, will be the last one until September. I will be on vacation and will not be able to Photoshop anything until I return to Kuwait. I will be reading and commenting daily and have many Just for Laughs and Random Word Writing Challenges scheduled for your active, sanctified imaginations. Thanks, everyone, for being a major part of the mix. 

57 comments:

  1. "Touch my Puritan Paperbacks again, and I'll knock ya cross-eyed!"

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  2. "When it comes to evangelism, I'm a firm believer in the "Knock 'em in the snout, and God'll sort 'em out" method. How 'bout you, sonny?"

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  3. "One more smart remark about tulips, mister..."

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  4. Definitely one for "The Boys"... Even we grenade weilding women consider ourselves too demure to engage in such fisticuffs...
    ...I was just thinking Ink #1 was unbeatable,when up pops Ink #3!

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  5. Who yew callin' a girlie man? 'Cause TULIP cologne is fer real men!

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  6. "I'll only tell you once more...PRAY THE SINNER'S PRAYER! I haven't missed one 'soul winning' yet!

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  7. "You say another word about Jack Hyles and I'll do ya in, see."

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  8. "Whaddaya mean that space helmet is photoshopped?"

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  9. "Don't you ever interrupt me when I'm readin' a book!"

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  10. "One more remark like that and you'll be pushing up tulips!"

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  11. "Alright, Calvinist boy, you repeat what you said about altar calls one more time, and you'll be a lot more 'altered' than you are now!"

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  12. "How would you like to see the five digits of an Arminian?"

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  13. If I told you once, I told you a million times, it takes 5 Arminians to change a light bulb, but that's only if they want to!

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  14. Let me introduce you to one of my newer New Measures, punk!

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  15. You tell me I'm totally depraved one more time, I'll show you total depravity! I'm created in the image of God so I have free will!

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  16. Is this grace irresistible enough for ya? Here's four points and a fifth to clinch 'em.

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  17. Hey! This Chris Hensley is goood. Where've you been up till now, Chris?

    Craig

    (btw, that wasn't for the balloon :)

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  18. THIS is my proof text that election is based on forseen faith.

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  19. To Stranger: My wife Stacy gets credit for the first post. Been a follower of CC for some time but felt a little intimidated about posting. The talent on here is outstanding. Known Eddie for over 25 years and he gets credit for introducing me to reformed theology.

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  20. Four Spiritual Laws eh? Well out here it's five laws, and they're right here in my fist.

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  21. Both captions were funny, Chris. Looking forward to seeing more in the future.

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  22. "Oh, so I'm a lying, thieving, blasphemous, murdering adulterer at heart, huh? Well, let me prove it to you!"

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  23. "I love phalangelizing the lost!"

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  24. I won't recant I won't recant.Do you feel persuaded now Luther!

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  25. You panty-waists can keep your logic and reason. I'll show you how real mature men settle theological disputes.

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  26. Listen up Five Fingers Finney! The Institutes better be back in my saddle bags by morni'in!

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  27. Whaddaya mean "Maranatha Music never had any real hits?" Here, let me demo one of them for ya right now.

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  28. Benny Hinny slays buckaroo Bob in the spirit old west style!

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  29. Look Eddie said you would have my $7000!

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  30. So, Mister Helmet, you figure you can increase comments by posting a picture of two guys fighting, huh? Well, we got more class at Arminian Antics. We use humor. Ha!

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  31. @ Everybody

    Click on Dmitri's name to appreciate his comment even more.

    @ Dmitri

    Very cool : )

    Craig

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  32. "Oh, so you thought me creaming ol' Sam over there for calling me a Calvinist was funny, huh? SEE IF YA THINK THIS IS FUNNY!"

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  33. "A Calvinist, huh? Well, me cleaning your clock was predestined, boy!"

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  34. "SAY IT! RICK WARREN IS MY HOMEBOY! SAY IT! SAY IT!"

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  35. You said it was my choice Mr Benny Finney, well I say I'm predestined to choose to give you five.

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  36. So! YOU'RE Mr. Timn! This is for bunking down in my garden and ruining my tulips ya varmit!

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  37. "You're gonna drink that tall, cool glass o' fluffy theology kool-aid, buddy, and you're a-gonna like it!"

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  38. "Love wins, punk? Well here's some tough love!"

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  39. "Don't you be bad mouthin' my Grandpappy Finney!"

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  40. @Chris:

    "phalangelizing the lost!"

    bwhahahaha!

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  41. I think Joel has it with the "Rick Warren is my homeboy" comment. That is excellent.

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  42. @Chris: "One more remark like that and you'll be pushing up tulips!"

    Loving it! Keep it coming.

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  43. I'm not going to ask you again: Supralapsarian or Infralapsarian?

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  44. Reformed MethodistJune 9, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    "Tell me again your a four pointer!"

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  45. "...And that's for callin' me an Arminian!"

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  46. "...And that's for trolling on my Colvinism blog!"

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  47. "...And that's for tryin' to split the church over the color of the carpet you divisive deacon you!"

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  48. "...And that's for preaching a false gospel to those people out there who don't know better!"

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  49. To hit again or not to hit again...ooooh my free will is drivin' me crazy!

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  50. Congrat's to Stacy for the winning punch line.


    Blessings on Eddie for introducing Chris to Reformed theology.

    Craig

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  51. Now that we have a winnah, let's see what THE OTHER GUY is saying__

    "You sir are committing the logical fallacy of argumentum ad baculum. Ha ha OW!!!"

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  52. Congrats, Chris.

    And Stranger, I like that addition.

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