Benny Finney's New Film

Benny Finney is about to begin filming a new Christian sci-fi movie he calls "Honey, I Shrunk Nigel Pettibone". It's an allegory of one man's fight against the "onslaught of Calvinistic theology".
Nigel actually agreed to be shrunken to the size of a stinkbug for the film. The shrink-ray bazooka was invented by Finney's favorite inventor, Nukola Tisla, who for some reason can't be found for comment.
Benny claims this film will win more than six Christian Film awards and will be the catalyst for a coup against the "new breed and the old breed of Calvinists in my blessed homeland."
Elvis Wesley will not only do the soundtrack, but will play several different roles in the film. Mr. Finney will do a cameo appearance as a mad clown in a house of mirrors. 

The Disney Film that Never Happened

Skyfall Poster and Picture

In Corky's latest adventure, Arminian agents from G.N.A.S.H. try to capture Corky (Agent Double O Nothin') and brainwash him into becoming a docile man in a Jellyfish costume. G.N.A.S.H. is such a secret organization that no ones knows what the initials stand for. Anyone out there want to give it a guess?

Meet Corky Velveeta

Corky Velveeta is the newest staff member at Calvinistic Cartoons. Seen here at the McKinney, Texas office, his assignment is to promote CC everywhere we can afford to send him. He leaves tomorrow for Mount Rushmore National Park in South Dakota. His costume was designed by the daughter of the second cousin of Edith Head's best friend's aunt. Corky will be wearing his Romans 9 attire on his travels. Look for him in your town. If you spot him, tell him "Cotton Adams is a Calvinist" and he will give you a thousand dollars! Those are the rules.