Calvinistic Cartoons: National Geographic

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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Corky Ad Contest Entry #26

You will probably have to enlarge this to locate Corky. It took me a while to spot him. Thanks, Phil Tarkenton the Third for sending this vintage ad from National Geo. You are entered into the seven million dollar contest.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Horse Play

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Corky Visits the Titanic

We here at the McKinney Headquarters thought that Corky's idea to visit the real Titanic and carve the words, Calvinistic Cartoons was here, on the side of the ship was an excellent idea. That way we might be covered in National Geographic or some TV special in the future. Corky has always had a longing to see the actual passenger liner in it's watery grave. We appaud Mr. Velveeta's courage and general lack of common sense.

Another thing Corky suggested, and was done, was to leave a waterproof metal box with $1,000 at the bottom of the ocean for anyone who wants it. It's our way of saying, "Thanks for making Calvinistic Cartoons a place where Christians can laugh and enjoy a few fun-filled moments with their friends!"

A Testimony to God's Saving Grace

My B.C. years were pocked with sin and grief.
I did all I could to fulfill my carnal ambitions. Thinking I would always earn a living as a musician, I dropped out of high school to devote myself to sex, drugs and rock n' roll. Getting high was my top priority. I was jailed eventually, hospitalized, and committed to a mental institution because of my suicidal inclinations. When I was released, I continued pursuing the same activities. I did all I could to escape reality. I was running from myself...running from my past...and without knowing it at the time, running straight into the hands of God! I now realize the Lord was setting up all the roadblocks, detours, and dead-ends in my life, leading me through a seemingly hopeless maze into a direct confrontation with His Son, Jesus Christ! Hebrews 1:14 declares that God sends His angels to render service to "those who will inherit salvation." He was surely doing that in my tangled life. One night, while alone in my room, I could run no longer. I reached out to the Lord and cried in desperation for Him to save me from a life misspent. He heard my plea and miraculously and instantly transformed me. I will never be the same.