Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #372

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Just for Laughs #372

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UnknownJanuary 21, 2016 at 12:36 AM
When he staggered into the board room drunk again, the church council thought they could shame Deacon Whitmire into sobering up by praying publicly about his constant inebriation. They were shocked when his response was: "Shhhh! Don't tell Him I'm DRUNK! Tell Him I'm SICK!"
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AnonymousJanuary 21, 2016 at 9:57 AM
Shhhh! The Church is asleep!
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UnknownJanuary 21, 2016 at 10:31 PM
Shhh! You have to be careful! If you scare the Arminians too much, they lose their salvation!
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Thursday, January 21, 2016

Just for Laughs #372

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