"Now where did I leave my trowel?"- C. H. Spurgeon
"Honey, would you hand me my Bible?" - John Owen
"That was a great muffin!"- John Calvin
"Yes dear, you can have a bite of my pizza."- Cornelius Van Til
"Anyone up for a game of Go Fish?" - A. A. Hodge
"I ain't swimmin' in THIS lake, that's for sure!"- Augustine
"I need to exercise a little more this year." - B. B. Warfield
"Yes, I plan on writing some sketches for the Sid Caesar Show. Why?." - C. S. Lewis
"Oh good, my toothache has gone away!" - Thomas Boston
"I would like an R.C. Cola please...and make it snappy!" - R. C. Sproul
"Anyone here afraid of ventriloquist dummies?" - William Carey
"I was predestined to say what I am saying right now." - A. W. Pink
(singing) "I married a nun. Which started the whole world laughing..." - Martin Luther
"It's sassafras tea for me!" - Jonathan Edwards
"Ben Franklin, you are one funny guy!" - George Whitefield
"I have never played Twister and I never will!" - John MacArthur
Hilarious.
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