The secretary/treasurer of 'Freewill Offerings', an Arminian band of thieves which had published the classic treatise on 'The Freedom of The Will at Gunpoint', chuckled as he took up a voluntary collection from the bank. After this, he and the boys were going out to Denny's.
The secretary of 'Theological Worldview Tours' chuckled as he took the cash out of the bank. The 'Armenian Nights' tour was one of their most popular. What no one had realized was that it took the same route as the 'Five Days of Prevenient Grace' tour: it was actually an excursion through Geneva, in the dark.
Traveling evangelist Tubby Stickyfingers failed to produce an offering with his message on the "security of the believer". But he feels God gave him this new revalation on the "security of the bank".
Calvinism against Arminianism: The Golden Idol of Free Will. Arminianism against Calvinism: The Golden Idol of Free Grace. Arminians need to stop singin' Amazin' Grace. :)
"But Officer, Pastor Osteen said that Jesus wants to give me this money, Officer. Are you going to argue with Jesus?"
ReplyDeleteThe secretary/treasurer of 'Freewill Offerings', an Arminian band of thieves which had published the classic treatise on 'The Freedom of The Will at Gunpoint', chuckled as he took up a voluntary collection from the bank. After this, he and the boys were going out to Denny's.
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ReplyDeleteThe secretary of 'Theological Worldview Tours' chuckled as he took the cash out of the bank. The 'Armenian Nights' tour was one of their most popular. What no one had realized was that it took the same route as the 'Five Days of Prevenient Grace' tour: it was actually an excursion through Geneva, in the dark.
Safecracker Smilin' Mose robs the First National Bank of New Egypt, NJ fulfilling the verse-
ReplyDelete"Thus they plundered the Egyptians." Ex. 12:36.
Ten points for any old-timer or trivia expert who knows who is pictured in this photo.
ReplyDeleteTraveling evangelist Tubby Stickyfingers failed to produce an offering with his message on the "security of the believer". But he feels God gave him this new revalation on the "security of the bank".
ReplyDeleteWell, the ten points will just have to go to me. That person pictured stealing cash from the safe was known in Hollywood as "Fatty Arbuckle".
ReplyDeleteCalvinism against Arminianism: The Golden Idol of Free Will. Arminianism against Calvinism: The Golden Idol of Free Grace. Arminians need to stop singin' Amazin' Grace. :)
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