Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Saturday, October 1, 2016
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Sunday, May 31, 2015
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Sunday, April 12, 2015
Sunday, March 15, 2015
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Sunday, February 22, 2015
Thursday, February 12, 2015
Tesla's Scientific Mind
Nikola Tesla had a great respect for the Bible and Christianity. His mother taught him that all truth came from the Bible and his father was an Orthodox priest. There is no doubt God used him to help usher in the 20th and 21st centuries with his amazing inventions. As you read the quote and listen to the video below, you will see how a man, focused on science alone, can come so close to Ultimate Truth, yet miss the Ultimate Answer.
Was Tesla a Christian? There is no strong evidence for it. Tesla died alone and broke on January 7, 1943 at the age of 86. His body wasn't discovered until two days later by the maid who ignored the "Do Not Disturb" sign on his New Yorker Hotel room.
God could have dealt with Nikola in his last hours. A dying man, some say, often returns to his childhood memories and will contemplate his relationship with God when he knows he will meet Him soon. Nikola Tesla read the Bible. One of his inventions was based on an idea he received while reading the book of Revelation. Maybe some of God's Truth got hold of him before he left.
Sunday, February 8, 2015
Sunday, January 18, 2015
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Friday, July 5, 2013
Sunday, June 2, 2013
Friday, May 3, 2013
Things I could have said on Facebook but didn't
I only eat pasta, rice, bread and potatoes. I'm a 'carbivore'..
I can eat bacon sandwiches with either hand. I'm hambidextrous.
What moisturizer do bullfighters use? Olay.
Funny..I don't remember being absent-minded.
First rule of Procrastination Club: I'll tell you later....
A pessimist's blood type is b-negative.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
When does Video get out of prison for the Radio Star murder?
Narcissist Supermarkets only have self-checkouts.
I didn't pay my Syntax, and got a poorly constructed prison sentence.
Nature abhors a vacuum. That's why her house is such a mess.
It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent.
The man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize.
I just got hit with a can of soda, luckily it was a soft drink.
I would tell you a pun about pizza, but it’s to cheesy
Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office - I will track you down. You have my Word.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
10 Things I would have said on Facebook
How can they give Argo an Oscar? They didn't actually make the film.
You're so vane, You probably think this song is about a device for indicating the direction of the wind.
Actually, you CAN make an omelette without breaking some eggs, but it tastes terrible.
You can find out all about garden furniture on Wickerpedia.
How do you organize a party in space? You planet.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Just written a joke about spontaneous human combustion. I'm on fire today.
It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
A chiropractor's patients must crack under pressure.
Monday, February 25, 2013
A Big Blue FB Delivery
Saw a kidnapping today. Decided not to wake him up though...
Why does a moon-rock taste better than an earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor!
My wife changed after she became a vegetarian...it's like I've never seen herbivore.
What do you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.
My wife said she's getting fed up of my constant guitar puns. I told her not to fret.
Dijon vu - the feeling you get when you use the same mustard as before.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Velcro. What a rip off.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.
I wrote a song about tortilla. Actually it's more of a wrap.
Today my phone died. There will be no reception.
How do you turn soup into gold? You add 24 carrots.
A book just fell on my head. I only have myshelf to blame.
Sleep? There’s a nap for that.
I just can't get enough of stories with female protagonists. I guess you could say I'm a heroine addict.
I know a guy addicted to brake fluid, he says he can stop anytime.
I shot a man in paintball just to watch him dye.
Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.
After time traveling I was still hungry, so it went back four seconds.
When I was little my dad would put me in a tire and roll me down a hill for fun. Those were Goodyears.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
My recliner and I go way back.
Changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Experiment in Facebook Purple
The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name, until he finally put tu and tu together.
"You Tolkien to me?!" - Hobbit de Niro.
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a shape-shifting alien who is on a mission of destruction.
I still whisper "We're in" to myself whenever I log onto a wifi network.
I'm often asked what makes a good tongue-twister. Well, it's hard to say.
Had Laser Eye Surgery yesterday, and I've already set fire to our sofa and a water tower in Kuwait.
The Weight Watchers website requires you to have cookies disabled.
If Hitchcock had made The Hobbit, it would have been called "Dial M for Mordor".
The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?
The cloning experiment was a complete success. I'm beside myself.
There is not a day that goes by when I cannot look into someone's eyes and say in French, "Les Miserables...(pause for effect)...Les Miserables".
I hope someone reviewing "The Life of Pi" gives it 3.14 stars.
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