Fiddle-dee-dee! Why it's that little ol' Caption Contest time again. The one who creates the best caption will receive their certificate on January 16th, 2009. And don't worry if you don't come up with something directly. After all... tomorrow is another day.
Dorothy, congratulations for coming in 1st place in the bake-off! Please accept this miniature windmill in lieu of a blue ribbon. And yes, my brothers and I will gladly follow you and Aslan back to Narnia!
ReplyDeleteThey used to gather round the Dean of Westminster West's daughter and sing all the old, doctrinally approved love songs: "You Are My Predestiny", "Take All My Electives", "Honka Honka Burning Heretics".
ReplyDeleteBefore he let her date, Phil Johnson made his daughter promise to always carry a 'Bad theology' and 'Really bad theology' and 'Really really bad theology' detecting device, cleverly hidden in a small windmill.
ReplyDeleteDid someone use bacon grease insted of Dapper Dan in their hair? A lion is coming up behind us and I want suddenly have a craving for the Waffle House!
ReplyDeleteArminian mastermind Charles Finney secretly releases his attack lion while his accomplice, Brenda Lee Perkins, distracts the Dutch Reformed men's group with a pretty smile and a toy windmill.
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard I developed ventricular tachycardia. It's a good thing paramedics were at the door asking for donations. They used a defibrillator on me three times before I was back to normal.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing I have hired Sweet Tater McSpoon, an old preacher friend I met in the hills of Tennessee, to judge the contest this week...this would be difficult to choose.
ReplyDeleteA historic photo of the Decision Creek Glee Club (famous for their theme song sung to the tune of 'Dixie').
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I am Arminian!
Today, I'll say
On Finney's words I'll take my stand
That it's my choice that saved me!
My will is free, I'm glad I am Arminian!
So go away, don't bother me, you Calvinist!
(BTW, is this the 6th contest?)
sung to the tune of "Camptown Races"
ReplyDeletePilgim mommy you were right
Tu-lip Tu-lip
Helped me to improve my site
That's the TULIP way!
Made a major goof
I am living proof
Things go wrong from time to time
O doo-da daaaaaay!
Lying? Who's lying? Heeeeeeehaaaaaahaaaaaaa!
ReplyDelete@Angus W. Duncan
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean by calling Charles G. Finney an Arminian mastermind. He was 110% Pelagian. In fact, he out-Pelagian'd Pelagius himself.
Craig Boyd