Little Known Quotes from the Friends of Spiritual Giants #1

"But, Charles, if you preach a series on Jack the Ripper, you will, no doubt, double the size of the congregation!"- Deacon Dow Duncan to C.H. Spurgeon

"John, lighten up a little! Temptation happens!" - Matthew Podman to John Owen

"Okay, let's just attempt some spontaneity!"- Morgan Wick to John Calvin

"Did you see the latest episode of I Love Lucy? Why don't you send Desi your idea you told me about? You know, the one where Lucy goes through the wardrobe." - Fernwallow Tibbits to C. S. Lewis

"Who do you think would win in an arm wrestling contest…you or John MacArthur?"- Vernon Schmaltz to R. C. Sproul

"How about a bumper sticker that says 'Think Pink'? - Travis K. Larson to A. W. Pink

"I hate to tell you this pal, but, the top of your head is red as a beet!"- Crispin Bonvolio to Martin Luther

"We just thought you might like to play a little basketball after the sermon today!"- Herpondo McGeeky to Jonathan Edwards

"I promise you, one whack with this board upside your head and your eyes will straighten out!" - Thomas J. Mooshin to George Whitefield

Little Known Quotes from the Wives of Spiritual Giants #3

"Charles, I have decided to write a children's book called, 'The Elephant in the Castle'!"- Mrs. C. H. Spurgeon

"Dear, I remember when you used to write me forty or fifty page love letters."- Mrs. John Owen

"What do you mean I have been predestined to cook you breakfast?"- Mrs. John Calvin

"I've got some knock-knock jokes to spice up your lecture!"- Mrs. B. B. Warfield

"Why in Heaven's name are you outside, in the cold, standing under a lamppost?" - Mrs. C. S. Lewis

"What do you mean I have been predestined to rub your feet?"- Mrs. R. C. Sproul

"I had just enough paint to finish my project. Now everyone in the neighborhood will know this is the "Pink" house!"- Mrs. A. W. Pink

"Now that you have been excommunicated and are an outlaw…let's rob a few banks! Just kidding."- Mrs. Martin Luther

"Sweetie, I have always had religious affections for you!"- Mrs. Jonathan Edwards

"Well, at least I'm not like John Wesley's wife!" - Mrs. George Whitefield

Little Known Quotes from the Wives of Spiritual Giants #2

"Charles, your beard full of bees doesn't scare me !"
- Mrs. C. H. Spurgeon

"Honey, why don't you write a book for the children!"
- Mrs. John Owen

"What would you like today…French toast, French bread or French fries?"
- Mrs. John Calvin

"Sweetheart, I hate to tell you this, but your jokes are lame-o."
- Mrs. Albert Mohler

"I am writing a cookbook. I am calling it 'A Hodgepodge of Sweet Treats'."
- Mrs. A. A. Hodge

"You have a tiny comb stuck in your beard!"
- Mrs. B. B. Warfield

"What in Heaven's name are you doing inside our wardrobe?"
- Mrs. C. S. Lewis

"Do you feel it necessary to use a chalkboard whenever we discuss our plans for the evening?"
- Mrs. R. C. Sproul

"Do you know you misspelled 'sovereignty' throughout your manuscript?"
- Mrs. A. W. Pink

"Yeah, your hair is starting to grow again on top!"
- Mrs. Martin Luther

"There is an Indian here to see you!"
- Mrs. Jonathan Edwards

"I tell you Lucy, I am weary of people calling me Mrs. WHITEfield!"
- Mrs. George Whitefield

"This year on your birthday, I plan on having your name and Spurgeon's on the cake!"
- Mrs. John MacArthur

Little Known Quotes from the Wives of Spiritual Giants #1

"I don't like the way Selma Haversham is always asking you for advice!"- Mrs. C. H. Spurgeon

"Please put down your quill and come to bed!"- Mrs. John Owen

"I think I'm the luckiest woman on earth...wait a minute...sorry...the most providentially blessed!"- Mrs. John Calvin

"Honey, will you help me with my necklace?."- Mrs. Albert Mohler

"I need you to pick up some bread and a chuck roast on your way home." - Mrs. A. A. Hodge

"Look what the dog brought in!"- Mrs. B. B. Warfield

"Are you planning on writing a childrens book this year or not?" - Mrs. C. S. Lewis

"Please, please, please take me to Paris, France this spring!" - Mrs. Thomas Boston

"Why not dress up like Columbo again? It was the hit of the party last year."- Mrs. R. C. Sproul

"I think I am coming down with a cold!"- Mrs. A. W. Pink

"You better not write on my table again when you have your Table-talk!"- Mrs. Martin Luther

"That last sermon was a little scary!"- Mrs. Jonathan Edwards

"Yeah, a LOT has happened since you were gone!" - Mrs. George Whitefield

"No, I haven't read your latest book yet. I haven't finished the last one!"- Mrs. John MacArthur

Little Known Quotes from Spiritual Giants Part 6

"Hmmmm, I smell oatmeal cookies!"- C. H. Spurgeon

"I'm thinking about selling sausage on the side!"- John Owen

"I not only speak French, I write it as well!"- John Calvin

"Can I borrow a couple of bucks?."- Cornelius Van Til

"No...it doesn't stand for Alcoholics Annonymous!"- A. A. Hodge

"I'm just really glad I didn't hear 'pick up and dig' because I was sitting by a shovel."- Augustine

"Honey! I'm home!"- B. B. Warfield

"Yes, I plan on writing some scripts for Gunsmoke. Why?" - C. S. Lewis

"Keep me in your prayers, I'm going to take up fencing." - Thomas Boston

"I just got an offer from NASA to do some space walking and talking."- R. C. Sproul

"That is the biggest scorpion I have ever seen in my life!"- William Carey

"I keep getting mail from readers that say they are 'tickled A.W. Pink' about my new book!"- A. W. Pink

"Kate, please make me a double decker ham sandwich!"- Martin Luther

"I don't know how to limbo."- Jonathan Edwards

"Here's looking at you!" - George Whitefield

"Hey!? What's this about R.C. going into space?"- John MacArthur

Little Known Quotes from Spiritual Giants part 5

"Jack the Ripper? No constable, I have never heard of him." - C. H. Spurgeon

"Yes, I had that tattoo removed months ago!"- John Owen

"I've been thinking about writing a Christian mystery novel." - John Calvin

"I need a stamp."- Cornelius Van Til

"Is that pudding on my jacket?"- A. A. Hodge

"I can't babysit tonight. I really need the time to finish my book."- Augustine

"That is the best gravy I have ever tasted!"- B. B. Warfield

"Yes, I plan on writing some scripts for the Lone Ranger. Why?" - C. S. Lewis

"Y'know the Boston Baked Beans candy? That was my idea first." - Thomas Boston

"I really love good music! Listen to this, it's by Slim Whitman."- R. C. Sproul

"Kill that spider! I hate spiders! Kill it!"- William Carey

"No, I won't paint this church house pink!"- A. W. Pink

"Look! I have just invented Pope on a Rope Soap! haha"- Martin Luther

"...and barber, please cut the hair growing on my ears."- Jonathan Edwards

"No, I wasn't looking at you...I was looking at him. It's my eyes y'know." - George Whitefield

"How many people here know my birthday falls on the same day as Spurgeons?"- John MacArthur

Little Known Quotes from Spiritual Giants part 4

"Oh yeah, it's Saturday night...I had better prepare my sermon for tomorrow!" - C. H. Spurgeon

"Where did I leave my pen?" - John Owen

"Do you not know how to play Tic Tac Toe?" - John Calvin

"Yes dear, you can have a bite of my ice cream cone." - Cornelius Van Til

"Father, my birthday is right around the corner, y'know." - A. A. Hodge

"No more, please, I have had plenty of pancakes today!" - Augustine

"Students, I'm taking Thursday and Friday off!" - B. B. Warfield

"Yes, I plan on writing some sketches for the Colgate Comedy Hour. Why?" - C. S. Lewis

"Ironically, I have never been to Boston." - Thomas Boston

"How about calling our magazine, 'Tabletalk'...after all, Luther is dead!"- R. C. Sproul

"Would someone please help me hang this tire to that tree limb?" - William Carey

"Oh no...It's Arminian Day in Canada!" - A. W. Pink

"I don't think you want to hear what I think about the Pope." - Martin Luther

"Hey there, Chief Rain-on-the-Neck." - Jonathan Edwards

"John Wesley, you have been eating onions and garlic again haven't you?!" - George Whitefield

"I am up for a game of Battleship...any takers?" - John MacArthur

Little Known Quotes from Spiritual Giants part 3

"Now where did I leave my trowel?"- C. H. Spurgeon


"Honey, would you hand me my Bible?" - John Owen


"That was a great muffin!"- John Calvin


"Yes dear, you can have a bite of my pizza."- Cornelius Van Til


"Anyone up for a game of Go Fish?" - A. A. Hodge


"I ain't swimmin' in THIS lake, that's for sure!"- Augustine


"I need to exercise a little more this year." - B. B. Warfield


"Yes, I plan on writing some sketches for the Sid Caesar Show. Why?." - C. S. Lewis


"Oh good, my toothache has gone away!" - Thomas Boston


"I would like an R.C. Cola please...and make it snappy!" - R. C. Sproul


"Anyone here afraid of ventriloquist dummies?" - William Carey


"I was predestined to say what I am saying right now." - A. W. Pink


(singing) "I married a nun. Which started the whole world laughing..." - Martin Luther


"It's sassafras tea for me!" - Jonathan Edwards


"Ben Franklin, you are one funny guy!" - George Whitefield


"I have never played Twister and I never will!" - John MacArthur