Thursday, January 1, 2009

Create a Calvinistic Cartoon Caption #5


p.d. nelson you did well son!
This time EVERYONE else came in second!
Thanks for making this the best Calvinistic Cartoon Contest yet!

Time again to strain your brain!
The winner will be announced on Friday, January 9th!
Even if you don't win a personalized certificate you still have the satisfaction of bringing a smile or a giggle to some of the frozen chosen! The judges this time are Chic & Gumbo! So, go ahead, Mr. or Mrs. Mirth, make 'em laugh!

12 comments:

  1. If this is the youth group, I wonder what the senior's fellowship is like?

    or

    A group photo of the 75th annual reunion of the Vienna Boys Choir

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  2. young Frank was so mortified! Everyone else in the group knew the words to the Gilligans Island theme song but him.

    Was it a 2 or 4 hour tour? he pondered

    or

    Young Jack came in to get out of the bitter cold for a moment but decided to stay because they offered him a haircut and a robe. And later they were serving his favorite KOOLAID!

    LOL I know these are lame but I thought I'd give it a shot. :)

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  3. Crap, young Martin is called on again! Sadly, not even the 4 pounds he paid for the magnetic mind ring will rescue him from Professor Zuedler's question.

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  4. I covet the certificate. It can hang next to my honorary 'PHT' ('Put Hubby Through', given to me by the female's mom when she was downsizing for a move) for my doghouse.

    As a novice in the "Order of the Blessed Extra Virgin Olive Oil", Martin was unfamiliar with the responsive reading of Aunt Mary Margaret's spaghetti cheese recipe. (He was later to shake Europe, stating that 'a wild boar had invaded the vineyard' contaminating the purity of the oil.)

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  5. Father Iggy had tolerated a lot of creeping liberal crap in the chapel services but printing the words to the hymns on the abbey wall was the last straw.

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  6. While waiting to see the Holy Father, the young monk began to wonder...."Did I use my deodorant today??"

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  7. Fred was having a horrible time concentrating on the service! On his right, Jack was dealing with the after effects of the church's bean and ham supper and on his left, Tom was snoring too loudly for him to think!

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  8. Suddenly young Martin Luther realized that he was in the casting call for the ghost of Christmas past.

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  9. Chic and Gumbo called me on my cell phone and told me this is the hardest judging they have had to do...except the time they both sentenced a man to the electric chair at a church social.

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  10. I used to look like my poor brothers seated around me - always tired with no vim and vigour for monastery life. What made the difference, you ask?

    TETZELCAL!! The only papal indulgence and dietary supplement combined in one tasty beverage. With 12 vitamins and minerals and 10 grams of dietary fiber, you can spring a loved one from purgatory and put a spring in your step at the same time!

    (Endorsed by Dominicans everywhere.)

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  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfvOHbKn_6g

    You need to see the video first.

    The speaker on the cartoon is the younger man with the perfect in place 'hair' and directly looking to camera

    'Brethren,the young Calvinist always uses wash and go hairspray'

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  12. "Woah! Where am I? I know I'm dead; I saw THAT coming. But I can't figure out if I am in Purgatory, Limbo, or Ft. Lauderdale."

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