Just think...in Heaven men will never have to trim their mustache or cut their beards...unless, of course, they just want to.
Funny! How about this as an alternate response from Chic:It's a genetic trait I inherited from my mother.
Amazing! ...and it was right under my nose all the time!
Y'know Ralph, Baklava Koos Koos once said that a mustache is the only thing that keeps many a man from being a bare-faced liar.
Hey, Hey, Careful now. I represent that remark.I've had a mustache since age 20. In 41 years I have not seen my upper lip except for one time about 16 years ago when I shaved it off. Everyone, including my wife, demanded that I put it back.I guess that makes me a "hair-faced" liar.