Calvinistic Cartoons: IHOP

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Saturday, February 21, 2015

Arminian Antics #157

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Photo from CIA Agent Barry Cade

Our in-house C.I.A. (Calvinists in Action) agent, Barry Cade, sent this photo in just minutes ago. Police were on the scene within an hour questioning Nigel's new wife, Henrietta Pettibone, (formerly Henrietta Borax) as to the alleged suicide of her husband. She told the police that he was suffering from dementia and had been acting strange during the trip. After the interrogation, she was seen at a local IHOP chowing down on a Belgian Waffle Combo.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Random Word Writing Contest

There is a new contest in town and it's a fun one!
Write a paragraph or two using the following random words:

Preacher, tick, toothless, feet
Entries may be poetry, prose, fiction, essays or interviews. (or any other form of creatively written expression.) Just be funny. And give your piece a TITLE.

The winner will be announced on February 2nd and will be awarded a

Calvinistic Cartoons Excellence in Random Word Writing Award.

(it's a certificate not unlike the other for captions...only different...but with your name plastered on the front)

If this goes well, I will reward myself with a visit to IHOP -

(the International House of Prayer).

A Testimony to God's Saving Grace

My B.C. years were pocked with sin and grief.
I did all I could to fulfill my carnal ambitions. Thinking I would always earn a living as a musician, I dropped out of high school to devote myself to sex, drugs and rock n' roll. Getting high was my top priority. I was jailed eventually, hospitalized, and committed to a mental institution because of my suicidal inclinations. When I was released, I continued pursuing the same activities. I did all I could to escape reality. I was running from myself...running from my past...and without knowing it at the time, running straight into the hands of God! I now realize the Lord was setting up all the roadblocks, detours, and dead-ends in my life, leading me through a seemingly hopeless maze into a direct confrontation with His Son, Jesus Christ! Hebrews 1:14 declares that God sends His angels to render service to "those who will inherit salvation." He was surely doing that in my tangled life. One night, while alone in my room, I could run no longer. I reached out to the Lord and cried in desperation for Him to save me from a life misspent. He heard my plea and miraculously and instantly transformed me. I will never be the same.