"Well, well, young Johnny Piper; You have gotten an 'A' on you Spurgeon theme paper!"
Mark Driscoll receiving a book from one of his ghost writers.
"So you don't think you need to do your homework because God has given you special favor? All we need to do is get you to dentist for some caps, and you'll be going places, little Joel."
Ha! (short for LOL)
~Anonymous from Mt. Hope, WV~"Now, now, little Martin, no one is going to take time to read your 95 thoughts on what orthodoxy should be."