It was the old Southren Baptist bait-n-switch...promise a pizza party then give'em a sermon!
Bravo! Atza funny!
"Alright, which one of you bozos ate all the fried chicken during the prayer at the potluck? I know it was one of you. Maybe all of you!"
The Old West version of the Inquisitions. "oh, you want out? What do you think of Jesus?"