LTV - The Legalist Channel. Commercial free, family friendly, guilt inducing programs 24 hours 7 days a week.
Arminian Television, the most advanced television out there! Using barely legal surveillance technology combined with a computer program designed to research your past, the friendly Arminians have created a device that creates an image of your mother to nag you into salvation! Arminian Televesion! Because an altar call has to end eventually!
Love those last lines!
A nagging wife is a constant dripping.
You're right Jane, you CAN preach better than Benny Hinn!