The chief end of man is, uh..., Man's chief end is, uh, dangit, now dun fergot agin!
Free will? Why we're the cult of free drinks.
The first drink is the hardest, but remember, Freddie, you're not in a Baptist church anymore.
FTW! I didn't even notice all the cocktail glasses!
Since Spencer Tracy kinda looks like Cornelius VanTil..., I invite you all to read this very important paper! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PLpRV4SS7OCfehro_DCaDobZutemzMsnAnj46xuUb94/edit
At the Calvin Society gathering, The only Baptist in the club is outed when the Presbyterians discover that he has water in his martini glass.Presbyterian elder: "That's more water than we use to sprinkle on our babies. What are your intentions with that?"Baptist Pastor: "Don't worry. It's only for drinking. It's not enough for me to immerse anyone."
No, seriously, a fish bone's stuck in my throat.