Monday, April 14, 2014

FREE Book! Take a Look!

The problems men face today are not new; they have been around since the time of the Bible. Insensitivity, lust, individualism, absence, manipulation, unresolved anger--even a cursory study of Bible characters will expose all of these moral and emotional battles. Jeffrey E. Miller challenges men to acknowledge their common struggles and weaknesses to help them become better men.
 

Developed from his featured Bible teaching series on Bible.org, Occupational Hazards of Being a Man focuses on a different Old Testament personality with a unique problem in every chapter. Miller tackles these tough and pervasive issues to help men realize that these hazards are not unique to them, but that they are issues that all men face--and can overcome. This honest and freeing book is perfect for men's small groups, pastors, counselors, and individuals.

If ye be men, click HERE

R.C. Sproul used to sing this song...

...before preaching through Ephesian 1 or Romans 8.

Banner Banter


Just for Laughs #299

Quick! A caption before things get out of hand!

Friday, April 11, 2014

Astonished? It's FREE! (for now)

In Astonished, Pastor Mike Erre calls Christians away from simplistic formulas to honest and rugged faith in the mysterious and unpredictable God.
 
God is more about deepening the mystery of faith, not removing it. Jesus should get bigger the longer we walk with him. Life and faith should grow to be more profound and wondrous, not less.
 
In Astonished, you will see how we are far more comfortable with tips, steps and techniques for living, than we are with ruthlessly trusting the mysterious God of the Bible. God asks us to follow him into tension, frustration, and difficulty because he wants our trust, not just our intellectual agreement. He calls us to seek Him even as we live in awe of all that is yet to be known about Him.
 
Astonished is an invitation to question in a culture that wants answers, to wonder in a world with little mystery left, and to believe in what is unseen and find it beautiful.

Knock Your Block Off


Just for Laughs #298

Provide a caption and win a free weekend.

Random Word Writing Challenge #56

Use the four words above to write your piece. Have fun.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

We live in an era of deodorant Christianity. Instead of trying to help each other fix our problems, we come up with creative ways to cover up the stench. Using humorous stories from the author's life and anecdotes from his own walk with Christ, "Deodorant Christianity" discusses common Christian practices and behaviors that may not be as Biblical as we make them out to be.
                                                 click HERE to get a copy

5 O'Clock Shadow



Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Monday, April 7, 2014

The Juggling Act shares Pat's time-tested wisdom for keeping your life in perspective. This updated and expanded revision (formerly Balancing Your Family, Faith & Work) details the guidelines for balanced living, with insights on:
•   Prioritizing your work, family, and God
•   Developing a personal mission statement
•   Becoming an effective employee
•   Creating a support system
•   Sharing your faith in the workplace

Get it HERE before the price spins out of control!

Just for Laughs #297

If you must...call in your captions.

Just for Laughs #296

Don't let this opportunity to make a gag die on ya.
We need some killer captions.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Captain America as seen in Kuwait

As always, American films go through an editing process before they are released in the Middle East. The above poster indicates a few changes made. It's almost a completely different film. It's amazing what they can do with computer graphics these days. The Romans 9 grenade got through the censors because they thought it was a code name for S.H.I.E.L.D.

Arminian Antics #129


Friday, April 4, 2014

Don't Mis This Free Book!

CC Movie Logo

We here at Calvinistic Cartoons headquarters in Salmiya, Kuwait,
would like to thank R. C. Sproul for designing this logo for C.C.
R.C. (Ricky Charles - no relation to the famous theologian) used to work at the Sola Bootstrapa Gift Shop in Boise, Idaho. He quit his job after his "enlightenment" and is now the art director for Five-Point Feature Film Studios in Holland.  Great job, R.C.!

Corky's Fact File #3


Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Just for Laughs #294

Think of a caption and put it in the comments

Fan Photo of Classic Comic

A special thanks to Kafka McMillan for sending this iPhone image of an old comic book he recently purchased. This Classic Illustrated of the Time Machine by H. G. Wells was one I remembered reading for a book report in the fifth grade. Instead of reading the actual novel, I read the comic and got a pretty good grade if I recall. A check for $7,000 is on it's way brother McMillan. I hope you can use the money!

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Just for Laughs #293

Add a laugh or two. Maybe even a caption.

Children's Magazine

Seven thousand dollars goes to Bill Loney for finding this magazine in the garbage bin in New York City. Mr. Loney has never been a fan of Calvinistic Cartoons, but he has been a fan of seven thousand dollars for many years.

Milestones


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