Tragic Announcement

Crash Test-la

Milestones

Fan Photo from Mishman Katoosh

Many thanks for this old photo sent in by Mr. Katoosh of Estonia.

A check for $7,000 will be sent to your home via UPS.

The Dort (real ad)

Even if it's Scripture Text...

Old Chevy Ad

This is an old Chevy ad sent in to our offices this morning from long-time member, Winky Dink Hodges. This  first appeared in The Saturday Evening Post-Millennialist. We never received a copy of the ad because when the magazine found out we were not Post-Millennialists, they cancelled our subscription. Winky, a nice big, fat seven thousand dollar check is on it's way to you. Spend it wisely, old friend.

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Consider this

Arminian Antics #104

New Car

Corky buys Grace Blossoms a new car. Things appear to be getting serious.

Stylin'

This is actually a fan photo where the $7,000 prize payment goes to good use. It seems that photographer, Toby Cooper, got a little too close when he jumped from behind a palm tree and my car smacked him down. He is recovering quite well at the Kuwait Hospital and Hotel in Salmiya. Toby suffered from a broken camera and a small cut above his eyebrow.  

Winner of Car Giveaway!

Calvinistic Cartoons is pleased to announce that our Calvinistic "Car"tune Contest finally has a winner! It was Mrs. Lulee Josyln Carpathian of Potatohead, Mississippi. Pictured above is Mrs. Carpathian and her daughters, Flora and Fauna. The family shouted and cried when Corky Velveeta drove up and gave her the keys to her new car. This is what it's all about, people. Look for a new contest sometime in the future!

The Rockwellian Dilemma of Time Travel

Posted on 1/2/12 at 12:12 AM

Flying First Class

Yes, that's me at the wheel of my new Calvinistic Cartoonmobile. (it's worth the click to enlarge) Corky Velveeta brought this back from the future and gave it to me just in time for my Dubai trip. Who says a blogger doesn't get perks every once in a while. Thanks Corky! You da man!

Friday Night Facts

Fact: I broke my plastic space helmet the first time I wrecked my car.

On a Given Sunday

D.U.I.

Heavenly Highway

Disturbing Old Magazine Ad

Fan Photo from Oscar Yeeky

Thanks Oscar for the photo of the 1909 ad from Eternal Life magazine. Proof that Calvinists had their own specially made vehicles back in the early part of the 20th century.