Meet the Velveeta Family

Corky decided to share this family portrait with the readers.

Easy Degree

This is the easiest correspondence course Corky and I have to offer. In just one session we teach the trigger words and phrases that bring out the beast in atheists everywhere. If you already know some of these, and have experienced the disdain, then print this out and hang it on your wall.  

Time Travel Diploma

If you have taken our correspondence course on time travel, or will in the future...then enlarge this picture and print it out, tape or tack it somewhere as a reminder that you are going places.