Showing posts with label Benny Finney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Benny Finney. Show all posts

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Benny Finney Book Announcement!

     People have accused me of being unfair with my Arminian brothers and sisters. They have lambasted me for my satire of Charles Finney and his ilk. Well, folks, who else would allow an Arminian post on their blog each and every Saturday? ME, that's who. Who else would post a photo (like the one above) of Benny Finney's latest book? That would also be me. Benny certainly would not do the same for me, I tells ya. I have been more than kind to the Sola Bootstrapa crowd and I will continue to do so without taking up an offering. Thank you all...and by that, I mean only those who read this.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Nigel Pettibone Found!

Many of you may recall how Captain America was found, after many years, frozen in a block of ice. Well, history has repeated itself when Explorer Felix Austead found Nigel Pettibone in a block of ice, floating down the Welland Canal yesterday morning. Mr. Austead, a new follower of Calvinistic Cartoons, contacted agent Barry Cade immediately, who in turn contacted Sola Bootstrapa. Cade stayed until Benny Finney and Elvis Wesley arrived to take Nigel and made sure Mr. Austead got his reward.
Benny Finney and Elvis Wesley loaded Mr. Pettibone in their Sola Bootstrapa Ice Cream Truck and drove off into the sunset. We should be hearing about Nigel's recovery in the next Sola Bootstrapa blog post.

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