The Spider King"I have you in my web now, little Calvinists," the gigantic spider cackles, looking down into the now candle-lit pit. "There is no esc -"ZAP! The creature's stereotypical threats are cut short as he collapses ground, right as a familiar, helmeted hero and his explosive comrade peek over the side."We'll have you right out," Mister Eddings declares, smiling. "You guys 'caught' the Spider King for us - we appreciate it. Your situation popped up on our screen so we came right over."I laugh. "Thank God you showed up. I've got everything under control, but a little help is always appreciated...""No problem. We've go to get out of here - got a little meeting one with Mister Charles Haddon Spurgeon..."
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