Elder Smythe hears about the plan for a new drum set in the sanctuary.
Maybe (as if) they could buy a muffled one? He could smile then :-)
That face you get when someone tells you they've never heard of Charles Spurgeon.
Pastor Bundy thought an emergent Christian was someone who just got baptized.
Pastor Knutledge has been like this since Deacon Jones told him a Zip Line was installed in the sanctuary just in time for Sunday's services
Reid "Lit" Terrell, teacher of the adult Sunday School class at the Bible Community Church, tries to reconcile Psalm 119:105 with Matthew 5:15 and wonders if he needs to move his lamp.
Why no, I didn't realize that Corky was on vacation
Did you just say, "Liturgical dance?"
"Remembering Humphry the Mule always gets me a little misty eyed!"