Create the caption that would make an Arminian mailman laugh.
Both Connie and her father were arrested after shortly the church service for their, shall we say, over the top adherence to the annual bring a friend to church day.
Lily Malone felt a strong conviction that the tithe should include clothing and her leftover magazine subscriptions.
The Houdini's bringing young Harry for his baptism.
Great one! Pure Genius! Wish I had thought of it!
A disappointed Carla and Bob return home from the taping of "Antiques Road Show." It seems that the documentation, showing that the chest had once belonged to Long John Silver was not genuine. But what really hurt was when the expert appraiser called them "idiots" in front of the camera for thinking that Long John Silver was a historical character.
It could happen...
Recently, our crack staff photographer captured the local Calvinist minister and his daughter dragging another person against their will into the Kingdom of Heaven.
In the early days of the missionary movement the locals would often have pity on the jehova's witnesses. It was hard work carrying around all those watchtower books. This couple was just thankful their leadership let them leave the bikes at home for this trip.