HELP! Somebody get the super-glue remover! This is embarrassing! Quick!
Come out of me?! No, you come of him! Did somebody just try to cast out the spirit of casting out, out of me? Now you cut that out! AND COME OUT OF HIM!!!
That's funny LURaB!
lurab gets my vote!
Another business meeting gone bad.
"Okay guys, now I've watched Benny Hinn do this a hundred times on tv. Let's try it again and see if we can get it right."
"Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes..."
Duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!
"I command you, Spirit of Bald Spot, be gone!"
This particularly unpleasant brand of Pentecostals believe that the laying of hands only works on the head or face. Sadly, their growth rate is still low.
No wait guys. It's not working because yer not saying the right words. Here, let me try, "In the name of Jesus, I command you, come out, BAM!!!"
Larry, Moe and Shep celebrate their graduation from the Hinn Academy of Pentecostalism.
Every Arminian was Kung-Foo Fighting!