Unaware that the venue for the Diet of Worms had been moved to the country club, Luther barged in on auditions for The Merry Wives of Windsor. The upside of the embarrassing incident is that he will be playing the role of Falstaff in the community theater's next production.
Here is a classic depiction of a classic moment 
"Trouble, oh you've got trouble,
ReplyDeleteRight here in this here city!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Pope..."
"Moi?"
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking about starting a baseball team and calling it "The Cardinals"...whadaya think?
ReplyDeleteFor the last time, we can't be predestined for purgatory if we don't stay there permanently. And keep in mind I just explained 'free will'.
ReplyDeleteYou will never be able to force me to eat a diet of worms!
ReplyDeleteOh, excuse me just a moment. The sour kraut I ate for breakfast is giving me heartburn...Any of you cardinals have some Tums? This hurts a lot.
ReplyDeleteUnaware that the venue for the Diet of Worms had been moved to the country club, Luther barged in on auditions for The Merry Wives of Windsor. The upside of the embarrassing incident is that he will be playing the role of Falstaff in the community theater's next production.
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