Yes, dear friends, we all saw the tornado rip through here and take the entire house up into the heavens...so, let us pause and remember that Dorothy is not in Kansas anymore. Amen.
Oh Come On People! Really?! Seriously?! No one here wants to second the motion to commence with a new building fund? I swear, you people are simply impossible!Although, everyone wanted to believe Pastor Joe had left the gas on by accident that night, there was still the matter of all those "Church growth model" sermons which lead up to the incident that left them feeling more than a little uneasy about the whole thing.
"Violet was a wonderful church secretary. I blame myself for not teaching her that you don't use a lit match to search for the source of a suspected gas leak."
How long is this prayer going to last? I really have to go to the bathroom!