Dear Stupid Eddie Van Calvinist,
I came across your site today and almost threw up my stewed tomatoes and pralines. I remember you from high school in Houston, Texas! I've always hated you! I'll dance on your grave!
Mojo Thomas
Dear Mojo,
In that case I'll be buried at sea.
Eddie
Because if he dances on your grave he is going to drown, right? Man, I'm quick!
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