Recently discovered in an empty pickle jar at Graceland's basement were a number of songs Elvis rewrote.
"He had intended to record another Christian album before he died", said Bebe Swanliver, a guide at the Graceland estate.
"We think this would have stopped his backsliding", Pastor Joe Bob Penman said as he wept and drank an entire two liter bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red.
Here is the list of songs he wanted on his Christian album entitled,
"No More Hellvis, Just Call Me Elvis":
You Ain't Nothin' But a Lost Dude
It's Now or Never, Heaven Can't Wait
Return You Sinner
Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On (written specifically for the Shakers)
All Shook Up (written specifically for the Quakers)
I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas (for coal miners)
In The Bible (and his momma cried)
That's When Your Dispensation Begins
Woncha Wear That Cross Around Your Neck
Amazing Grace (sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island theme song)