Monday, May 4, 2015

Excerpts from Nigel's New Book #2

"When I get to Heaven I will have requests answered. I plan on requesting that I will physically look like I am now. I want to appear as the oldest guy within those pearly gates. Oh sure, I will be able to jump high as the Hulk and do feats like Captain America, but I still look as old as an antique sofa. And even though I will have no need for a cane, I will ask for an indestructible one that can glow in the dark...and shoot electric bolts." 


  1. Good to see that Nigel's aiming high. He's an inspiration to us all.

  2. He ranks right up there with Joel Osteen and Rob Bell in his theological acumen.


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