When you point a finger in blame, there are 3 fingers pointing back at you. That’s why I point with my thumb: then there are 4 fingers pointing at the guy next to me.
Psychic Fair Cancelled Due To Unforeseen Circumstances.
Pink Floyd? I didn't know she had a last name.
I bought an Audio Cleaning CD. I'm a big fan of theirs.
I often wonder how many Calvinists out there use "Spurgeon, Calvin, TULIP or Election as passwords...just raise your hands where no one can see you.
How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?
I bought a used GPS from a pastor of a SBC church and it kept telling me to repent and turn around.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
I'm about to rewrite history. History.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dyslexia." "Dyslexia how?"
How come no super-villain has tried to kill spiderman with bug spray?
Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!