For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
This statement is false.
Stupid autocorrect. You always end up posting some thing you didn't Nintendo.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
I do fifty crunches every morning. I figure that's enough Frosted Flakes for anyone.
If Darwin was right my dog would be able to use a can-opener by now.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again. And stop picking on me, I'm clearly an idiot.
The imaginary enemy of my enemy is my imaginary friend.
The ninja diet involves eating whatever you want and never getting caught.
You can save a lot of money by walking face-first into a spiderweb every morning instead of buying coffee.
Well what day WILL you have time for my shenanigans?
"Do I come here often?" ~Amnesiac pick-up line.