"Dear God, I'm sure glad you made me an Arminian..."Wait a minute... okay not that. Let me start over."Dear God, I'm sure glad you didn't make me do what you wanted me to do, but let me do what I wanted to instead."[...yeah, that's better...I think...]"Ok, God, please leave my family alone so they can choose you on their own."[I think I'm getting the hang of this...]"