Friday, August 27, 2010

Just for Laughs #120


Your challenge: to make this funny.
Can you do it?

9 comments:

  1. I can't see your speck! Can you see my plank? No! I have a speck in my eye! What shall we do?

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  2. Listen to me, Margaret. I have been in a coma for months... did I miss the Rick Warren not-about-Easter Easter show starring the Jonas Brothers?

    Look into my eyes! Tell me the TRUTH!

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  3. Betty, I've heard the rumors. They said someone saw you reading Calvin's Institutes in the church balcony during the Finney Free Will Festival.

    I refused to believe what those spiteful old cats were saying about you. But I found it. I found that dreadful book hiding under the mattress.

    Don't pretend anymore. Tell me once and for all, have you become a CALVINIST?!!

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  4. Was it you cut the hole in my shirt to make a hat? And then you wear it to church!!

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  5. "John, I've seen that look on your face before. Are we switching to another church again?!"

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  6. Trust me, Margaret. If I had known my stand-up comedy night job would interfere with medical school, I would have quit long ago. I must admit that had I administered an antedote instead of an anecdote, your father would have lived...

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  7. God loves you and has a plan for your life!!!!

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  8. "You've been reading Beth Moore again, haven't you?"

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  9. "I told you to get your own eyeliner and leave my guy-liner alone!"

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