Thursday, August 12, 2010

Just for Laughs #113


  1. 00000000000k, sweetheart, where does the Bible say that God wants me to have my best life now? Is it here... no, is it here... no...

  2. While reading the Institutes, Bogart silently murmured, "Here's looking at you, Calvin"

  3. Where do the emergents get the garbage they teach? they certainly are not getting it from the Bible..., Schweetharrt...

  4. [Bogie reads:] "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."

    Bogie: Say what gives? What kind of Pastor's library is this anyway? Listen Joel, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to much in this crazy theology of yours...

    Joel (distracted): I'm sorry Rick what was that? I was having a brace put on my teeth. Where were you? It doesn't matter, look, I've gotta get on that plane. Here's lookin' at my best flight now...


  5. Reading Louis Berkhof's Reformed Dogmatics turned out to be a life changing experience for Philip Marlowe. After discovering that the "Holy City" was NOT Los Angeles, he knew that he would no longer be getting together with his buddies on Saturday nights at the Foursquare Gospel Church .


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